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Why should I sign up for lifetime hosting? I might get hit by a bus tomorrow!

Oh wow, good point. If you got hit by a bus tomorrow, just after signing up for lifetime hosting, that would be a bummer. But then, ask yourself this: if you signed up for Lifetime Host (just $99 after all), got hit by a bus, and were flattened in the middle of the road, would you even care about the $99? We’re thinking probably not. Between watching your life flash before your eyes, rising above your body and meeting whatever maker you subscribe to, you’re going to be plenty busy with other stuff. Pretty sure.

Plus, think about this: what if you don’t get hit by a bus tomorrow? Let’s think positive and assume you’ll be alive tomorrow and for many, many days after. Do you want to spend those days paying for web hosting? Heck no! Do you want to spend them doing anything BUT paying for web hosting? Heck yes!

 

NOTE:If you do get hit by a bus tomorrow and pass into the next world, and your next world is some sort of evil purgatory, and the focus of your evil ghost obsession is the irony of opening a Lifetime Host account the day before you got hit by a bus and you decide to haunt our offices for eternity – you may call us for a full refund.

For way less than the cost of one year of web hosting with just about anyone else, you get a lifetime of hosting with Lifetime Host. That’s why we named it Lifetime Host. Good to keep things simple. With Lifetime Host, you don’t have to worry about your hosting being suspended or terminated because of an overlooked renewal email or expired credit card. (So lame.) You get the piece of mind of knowing that your site will always be hosted with us. Forever.

You’re probably thinking, hey, what’s the catch? How are you going to make money in like five years? Or ten years? I’m going to live a long time, dude. What’s the deal with Lifetime Host?

Here’s the deal. Lifetime Host is the brainchild of industry veteran Doktor Gurson (real name, not kidding). He also founded @Com Technology, which has been in business for 10 years, was the thirty-first  ICANN Accredited Registrars in the world, and has registered over 50,000 domain names. After crunching the numbers, Doktor discovered that, based on the cost of server space and what-have-you, donuts for the guards and such, Lifetime Host actually makes sense. Perfect sense. Like, really good sense.


NOTE: Let’s talk about the guards and their donuts for a second, ok? Our servers are located in a 42,000 square foot facility in Fremont, CA. The facility offers a state-of-the-art home for our lifetime hosting customers. Features include gigabit Ethernet connections to other Bay Area facilities, raised flooring for excellent air flow, a UPS and emergency generator for power protection, N+1 redundancy, and more. The facility is fully staffed and is monitored with donut-eating guards 24/7.



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